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Spoof: Manchester United star & Cadbury’s separated at birth!

Manchester United’s Phil Jones; the man more famous for the ridiculous faces he pulls whilst playing football than his professional ability.

Which is a shame, because he is clearly talented. But such are the ridiculous looks he somehow manages to pull every time he plays, it is all you can think of when his name is mentioned.

And here we have another twist in the Phil Jones face pulling tale as a chocolate bar has been discovered that looks a carbon copy.

The wonky head, the bulging eyes, the droopy mouth, it’s all there.

I hope these chocolate bars become a regular feature now. Imagine being able to buy chocolate bars in the shape of the faces of your favourite Premier League players? That’s the world I some day long to live in.

Phil Jones cost Manchester United £16.5 million when he signed from Blackburn Rovers in the summer of 2011.

I reckon that chocolate bar cost no more than 75p.

I know which one i’d rather have…

philjoneschocolatebar

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