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Spoof: Manchester United star now has a new best ‘friend’!

Stunned silence.

No one has uttered a word in the Football Transfer Tavern since reports emerged that Chelsea’s Juan Mata will be making the long trip north to join Manchester United.

The Chelsea punters who, no matter what, love and support Jose Mourinho still cannot understand his decision not to play the Spaniard let alone sell him!

After a few hours of the old cliché ‘you could here a pin drop’, I decided that the atmosphere was bad for business so tried to get a conversation going about whether Mata was the man to save David Moyes’ first season in charge?

This prompted an outpour of excitement from our Manchester United supporting customers. They started explaining how they’ve been lacking someone with Mata’s vision and creativity.

It appears that everyone related to Manchester United is excited about the arrival of the nicest bloke in football. I mean everyone.

Wayne Rooney Juan Mata

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