Either we have discovered another great lookalike, or Wayne Rooney has a secret part time job none of us know about.
The Manchester United and England forward appears to be back to his best after a summer of sulking, with reports suggesting he may well open talks over a new contract at the Premier League champions in January.
And that may be what’s needed for Rooney, as a pay rise would mean he could quit his part time job as a security guard.
Quite why Rooney needs a part time job is unknown, considering he is up there with the highest paid players in world football.
Insert your own joke about Wayne might be spending all his money on here…
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