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Spoof: Manchester United star won’t want to be reminded of this

We’ve had punters come into the Football Transfer Tavern donning some absolutely horrendous barnets.

The iconic Freddie Ljungberg red mohawk has been spotted, even the Abel Xavier has made an appearance – admittedly a punter lost a bet – and my personal favourite was when a customer sported the original Ronaldo’s bizarre ‘half moon’ effort.

I suppose when you earn, in a week, what a full-time tavern employee earns over five years, then you’re free to do what you want with your hair.

Sadly, my landlord has decided that this rule shouldn’t apply to Manchester United’s Chris Smalling.

Obviously, Smalling’s current hairstyle is the adventurous “number one all over please, love” but what the former Fulham defender seems to have forgotten is once you become famous, everything you’ve ever done becomes a matter of public interest.

Our landlord has decided that the latest viral of Smalling is so ‘LOLworthy’ that with every pint he is making me hand the image out.

It appears Marouane Fellaini isn’t the only Red Devil with a fondess for an unruly ‘fro.

Chris Smalling


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