Manchester United

Spoof – Moyes’ latest transfer target released

We all know that poor old David Moyes found things a bit difficult in the transfer market this summer.

The Manchester United boss has been waking up in cold sweats every night as January 1st looms ever closer, and so has begun to scout early.

And this snap looks as though Moyes may have found the answer to his right wing problem.

Antonio Valencia, Nani and Ashley Young have all struggled in the wide areas this season, whilst Wilfried Zaha has disappeared off the face of the earth.

So Moyes has identified pop star and apparent ‘cheeky chappy’ Olly Murs as the answer to his problem, after scouting the singer at Soccer Aid in January.

Moyes appeared impressed, and noted how Murs could provide something totally different to Valencia at least – after he used his left foot once during the match.

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