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Spoof: The only competition that Manchester United can win!

What a difference a year makes, ey?

This time last season, Manchester United were seven points clear at the top of the Premier League and the Red Devil regulars were in a buoyant mood.

My landlord likes a happy United punter as he usually sells a few bottles of bubbly to them after a victory.

Needless to say, this season we’ve only sold about three bottles of the tavern’s finest champagne as David Moyes’ men continue to break unwanted records.

In fact, a Manchester City fan tried to hang a banner above the jukebox, that read:

“David Moyes record breaker:

  • West Bromwich Albion’s first win at Old Trafford since 1978
  • Everton’s first win at Old Trafford since 1992
  • Newcastle United’s first win at Old Trafford since 1972
  • Swansea City’s first ever win at Old Traffor

Keep up the good work David!”

To avoid an altercation with the punters, I removed the banner (even though I found it amusing).

However, it isn’t all doom and gloom for United fans.

It seems that the Red Devils will get back into that habit of winning trophies very soon…

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