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Spoof: West Ham United complete pre-contract deal for world class star!

It’s not all bad news for West Ham United supporters in the Football Transfer Tavern this weekend.

Yes, you lost to a team managed by David Moyes.

Yes, Wayne Rooney scored a goal that is going to be replayed over and over and over again for the next 30 years.

Yes, even Russell Brand admitted you play an unattractive style of football during his stint on Match of the Day last night.

But, we have some good news for you.

Looks as though the club have completed the pre-contract signing of world class star Pixie Lott.

The Hammers aren’t doing too badly for fit and famous supporters, with Katy Perry famously donning the claret and blue previously.

And now it seems Pixie is the latest to show her support for the Hammers.

And I think we can all agree that she is welcome to appear as a guest pundit on Match of the Day any time she wants.

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