Spoof: West Ham United star defaces Liverpool favourite!

My landlord has tried to freshen things up in the Football Transfer Tavern. Therefore, he has done away with ‘Pin the tail on Joey Barton’ and replaced it with the ‘Moves like Daniel Agger’ dancing competition.

Being the cynic I am, I didn’t actually expect it to prove that popular but when I arrived for my shift last night, well, the place was heaving.

I joined proceedings towards the end but I still managed to still a Manchester City fan salsa dance to ‘Blue Moon’, a Celtic fan moonwalk to ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ and some random customer, who we have never seen before, did the YMCA to what was apparently the Borussia Dortmund team’s entrance music?!

The winner, though, went to a West Ham who, rather bizarrely, decided to base his dance moves around Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge’s goal celebration while ‘Bubbles’ was playing in the background.

The Reds hotshot may be angry that the Hammers’ James Tomkins isn’t pulling it off correctly however!


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