You can't seem to move for brasses these days.

$25M is the figure sir David of Beckham is rightly suing the despicable allegations published in low rent US magazine 'In Touch' who ran the tale that he had been 'involved' with lady of the night, Irma Nici.

Football seems to be crawling with this sort of thing at the moment.

Only recently Premier League soccer stars were at the very centre of a vice probe amid claims that they hired 14 hookers and a transvestite for a wild after-match party. Arsenal striker Carlos Vela and Fulham defender Carlos Salcido celebrated with Mexican team-mates at their squad’s hotel following a 1-0 friendly win over Colombia.

Peter Crouch was at it last month, getting himself  in all sorts of trouble cheating on his glamourpuss fiance with hooker Monica Mint after an encounter at Buddha del Mar nightclub last month.

It's not just an English thing. French football was shaken to it's very foundations when a young girl by the name of Zahia Dehar was named as one of 18 girls quizzed during a French police raid on the Café Zaman, a notorious brothel on the Champs Elysee.  The girls were charging up to £2000 a night to exact extremely rude and provocative activities upon the bodies of wealthy young men.

‘I slept with the men, but I wasn’t truthful about my age. I loved them all. They treated me with utter respect and should be left alone. They spoiled me, and looked after me. They were my men.’

Wayne Rooney got caught out with Jenny Thompson who claimed that she had been busy with up to thirteen other Premiership players. Eek. But Manchester United players are no strangers to paying for a bit of the other.

Nani, Anderson and our old mucker Christiano Ronaldo were all over The Times in 2007, The Times when Juliana Baltrusch, a 24-year-old Brazilian prostitute, who works for Mckenzies escort agency in Leeds, and two of her colleagues have claimed that they attended a party at Ronaldo's then £3M Cheshire home after Manchester United’s 1-0 victory against Spurs at Old Trafford.

Who will be next I wonder?

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