| Poor old John Terry. Here’s the cream of the Internet crop with thanks to everyone who contributed and of course to www.sickapedia.com .
I told my mate the other day that his new nickname was going to be “John Terry”.
He laughed and said, “what as you wouldn’t leave me alone with your missus”?
“No, because your a cad,” I replied.
Fabio Capello is expected to name Gary Neville as the new England Captain … Apparently the decision is based on the fact that he hasn’t got a chance of sleeping with anyone’s wife.
I don’t know why everyone is giving John Terry such a hard time.
As a footballer, getting a girl to consent is a rarity, he should be commended.
|John Terry just bought a new Toyota
Toni Terry and Wayne Bridge like this.
|John Terry has changed his realtionship status to ‘It’s complicated’Hi, I’m John Terry and sneaking out Windows was my idea.John Terry has explained he didn’t mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel – he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.
At the end of February, Chelsea are playing away from home between two European legs. Something John Terry will be more than familiar with.
|So that drunken evening discussing penalties where Wayne Bridge suggested that they compare each others ‘misses’ really backfired didn’t it. Please feel free to add yours…