The stunning 31yr old had a relationship of the personal kind with Chelsea star Drogba back in 2008 and has been known to have dated Christian Vieri. What is clear is that the ever delightful Canalis likes a big man up front. Now she’s hanging around with some hobo looking guy with a beard. George Clooney I think his name is. George we salute you.
The Italian seductress and part time Chelsea WAG is also a Television personality back in her native Italy and presents the nations equivalent of MTV: Total Request Live. Furthermore she has key roles in such heavyweight luminary films as ‘Deuce Bigalow: European Territory’ and the cleverly titled ‘Virgin Territory.’ Clearly we all know why head hobo George is taking her out for a seafood dinner. The appeal of a career boost for the man was too tempting an offer.
What is obvious is that Elizabetta would be worth taking down the local for a pint of bitter. She’s not the sort you would idly let slip through your hands like our old Drogba did. I heard from Dave down the Fruit and Veg stall that the Chelsea marksmen had lost the plot when they shut down his local amateur dramatics workshop. Inconsolable Dave said he was. Canalis promptly left him after she couldn’t deal with his tantrums and constantly feeling sorry for himself.
Elizabetta Canalis would set anyone’s pulse racing at Chelsea that’s for sure. She wouldn’t be short of a suitor or two in that dressing room I can tell ya. Yet it seems for now the part time WAG has finally listened to her parent’s advice and stopped going after the flash, mega rich and powerful individuals and is settling down with a Doctor. Awww bless.
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