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The Secret Diary of Alberto Aquilani – Wednesday 27th January

Mercoledì 27 Gennaio – Wednesday 20th January

I must admit, it has been a hard time for me in England, it has been hard to learn the new language especially as my team mates do not speak the proper English, but I like that. It reminds me of being at home in a place where us Romans are different from everyone else, we are winners, we are better. I want to make Liverpool like Romans, winners the best, to conquer everything, but it is not my fault our gaffer is stupid. He does not play me and we draw, he play me and we win… coincidence, not likely.

I split up with my girlfriend this week, she is on the way back to Rome, she says I am flirting with all the girls, but it is not my fault I am ridiculously good looking. If I wasn’t a footballer I would be a model, it is simple. But she couldn’t handle it and has now gone. Stevie G tells me I need to get a WAG, I don’t know what this is but I think I want one. I was speaking to Mrs Stevie G – I forget her name – but she has very nice (insert expletive), anyway she tell me there is plenty fish in the sea. What the hell does this mean, I don’t even like fish. Silly woman.

I felt better after I watch ‘500 days of Summer’, it make me realise there are plenty of women that I can find. Jamie promises to take me to the discotheque to find them, I cannot wait.

I think another frustrating week will be here, I will not play… again, and I hope the Rafa, he goes to Juventus, so he can see real football. Maybe we can get Ciro Ferrara in to replace him, he is a good guy. It will be fun.

Anyway I must be off I have to prepare for my many women.


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