It has as they say been a funny old week. The press had everything set up ready to devour ol’ Fabio, but when it came right down to it he just wasn’t for eating just yet.
The Wayne Rooney saga went into overdrive. There was another girl revealed by The Mirror and his cousin Natalie was Tweeting as if her boob flashing, coarse and bitter life depended upon it.
Harry Redknapp’s back before the Beak next week. It doesn’t get any easier the higher you climb up the greasy pole. He thinks, I think, he’s in for the next England manager’s job. I think he’s in for a shock. His CV needs more than an FA Cup with Pmpey and giving Spurs fans two differently sponsored shirts to choose from before he’ll land it. So how about staying focused on the job at hand, H?