Premier League

Thierry Henry To Face Spurs

The hand-balling legend and TV commercial star Thierry Henry will play against Tottenham on July 22nd as Spurs play their pre-season friendlies in the United States.

Noo Yoik Red Bulls’ General Manager and Sporting Director Erik Solers told a waiting fan, “We’re going to get a good player in and we’ll have to take it from there and see. It will lift the whole team and make everybody even sharper and better, and it will be a great experience for us.”

Clearly concerned about the aging star’s inability to difrenciate between his hands and his feet, perhaps an early sign of dementia, staff at the US club have taken the precaution of stenciling on the pavements around the club’s stadium, a jersey log with No. 14 and the words Red Bulls in French: Taureaux Rouge.

The case continues.

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