Liverpool

Torres Cancelled. Tevez Staying. Show Stopper Sought.

Only one word to describe this information. Fascinating.

Fernando – ‘We have pulled the plug on Torres, we have not spoken with the player, his camp have been making encouraging noises, but that’s all. There is no agreement in place, no deal agreed whatsoever, he was one of only four other striker options, all being considered.

This will come as huge relief to Liverpool fans who were beginning to think that the light at the end of the tunnel was merely the front of the oncoming train.

Tevez – ‘There WERE issues with Carlos Tevez a couple months back, they certainly say with regards his agent – he was put back in his place – the owners will not allow his sale. Interest from Real Madrid and Jose, however, is very real. Tevez has been promised players of world stature.

Tevez was an absolute menace to Premiership defences last season. Removing him from Eastlands would be like extracting Dracula’s teeth.

Showstoppa – ‘The owners have an eye on a particular show stopper, it would p*** off a number of people.They gave me a name, but if there is the slightest chance of this being a possibility, I will refrain for now.

Could this be? Surely not…

Bizniz – ‘We are supposedly delighted with how our business is being conducted. City plan to speak through actions rather than words very shortly.’

Courtesy of Tolmie’s Hairdo on Bluemoon.

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