Tottenham have suffered endlessy from a lack of leadership. We had ‘The King’.
But understandably, leading Tottenham Hotspur glorywards was too big an ask for man sat in jacuzzi, playing two games a month, one on his Wii.
Who could forget Pointy Shouty Bloke? Air Traffic Control for pigeons.
No, it seems that we are determined to capture Europe’s finest. The man to implement our plan is none other than Shakhtar Donetsk’s very own Darijo Srna.
Escapini’s verdcict? My cup runneth under. He’s a third rate diving git.Like what the TT have on offer? Sign up for more notifications!
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