Due to not hitting the buttons on the old remote fast enough, I accidentally caught a snippet of our man Keane scoring , doing that mind numbing roll, camp archer and pop gun thing, followed by – oh yes, there was more – some writs kissing thing.
Like a celebratory cherry on top of a celebratory cherry. I am told, rightly or wrongly that the X marking the spot is in fact a tattoo.
As it’s officially open season on the fulfiller of boyhood dreams, let’s have your best shots please ladies and gentlefolk. Given his failed exploits at Anfield, there has to be gold in this here still.
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