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Tottenham’s Italian Job: Spurs Swoop For Striker

Unconfirmed reports are flooding in of three Mini Coopers belting around the streets of Genoa. The wheel-men  are thought to be Joe ‘Jump-leads’ Jordan, Harry ‘Jelly’ Redknapp and Daniel ‘Legs’ Levy.

No, they’re not lost. Their target is none other than Sampdoria’s goal machine, Giampaolo Pazzini. Pazzini found the net 30 times last season and is unsurprisingly a sought after commodity. Juventus have already been sniffing around…

Word is that the Blucerchiati Firm are no pushover when it comes to negotiating and ‘Legs’ may have met his match.

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