Here are some of the strangest and daftest tweets from the world of football from week just gone.
Van Bommel backs `sweet guy' De Jong. `He shouldn't change his game but maybe he should occasionally go into a tackle slightly differently'
Yes perhaps he should.
Ben Afra - I'll be back: Newcastle's Hatem Ben Arfa has vowed 'I'll be back' as he prepares to undergo surgery.
Somebody warn Sarah Connor.
Great video. Hertha Berlin player 'gropes' female ref's breast
Jacqui loves a bit of sexual assault.
Mirko Vucinic shows his drawers as #Montenegro pull off another win.
The Guardian – the only people in Britain who still use the word ‘drawers’ to refer to boxers / undies.
mrjamieohara
At the chancery court hotel trying to de stress my brother before his big wedding day, I'm gonna cane him in his speech lol
I’m sure he feels much more relaxed now.
Ok #saturdaybreakfastnews I've gone full English. Slightly let down by the fact that the hotel has run out of tea!!!!
Four exclamation marks!!!! Dan Walker really likes his tea!!!!
2nd day a training, good session too! What to do now....fifa, COD, read, ipod, movie, sleep...or tweet...hahaha!
It’s a hard life isn’t it? Getting £100,000 a week and finishing work at 1 in the afternoon.
Following his call-up to the England squad to face Montenegro, 33-year-old Kevin Davies believes he can be the new Emile Heskey.
Kevin Davies keeps his ambitions low.
Some pretty good tweets this week, what with Jamie O’Hara ribbing his brother and Mark van Bommel getting cosy with de Jong.
This week’s winner (again) is Jacqui Oatley. She was so impressed with a video of sexual assault she had to share it with the world, and I like that.
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