Here are some of the strangest and daftest tweets from the world of football from the week just gone.
I’d rather go down the boozer with Hitler, Michael Winner, Scott from Hell’s Kitchen…erm…well you get the point.
JacquiOatley – Back to QPR tonight, v Millwall. Very much hoping to see only a fully-clothed Neil Warnock this time. Tunnel shock on Sat.
Is Jacqui Oatley taking investigative journalism a bit too far?
David Jones is worried for the safety of his Sky Sports colleague Georgie Thompson.
philmcnulty – Wenger is either practising for his swimming lessons or demanding more width from Arsenal as they continue to dominate possession.
I’d have thought Wenger’s probably a bit too long in the tooth to start taking swimming lessons.
NickyButt – Essien loves De Jong and Karl Henry inspiration…
Michael Essien loves snapping people, just like his mentors.
NickyButt – Chamakh doing his best Tom Daley / Samir Nasri impression there.
While the Arsenal forward can do a mean Tom Daley impression, the young champion diver could probably score a free header when it matters.
simmiie_MUFCx – Joe Cole has gone from playing with the Champions to the Championship.
Harsh, but as the table currently stands he could be right.
For the second week running I have to wonder just what kind of bizarre life Jacqui Oatley leads. My favourite this week is from simmiie_MUFC, nothing like kicking a club when they’re down eh?
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