Tweets of the Week

Here are some of the strangest and daftest tweets from the world of football from the week just gone.

rioferdy5 – Imagine going down the boozer with @50cent @kanyewestOFFICIALWILEY & throw in @rioferdy5

I’d rather go down the boozer with Hitler, Michael Winner, Scott from Hell’s Kitchen…erm…well you get the point.

JacquiOatley – Back to QPR tonight, v Millwall. Very much hoping to see only a fully-clothed Neil Warnock this time. Tunnel shock on Sat.

Is Jacqui Oatley taking investigative journalism a bit too far?

DavidBGJones – Today could be a Wizard of Oz moment for @OfficiallyGT live on air as her studio floats off down the valley on a torrent of rain.

David Jones is worried for the safety of his Sky Sports colleague Georgie Thompson.

philmcnulty – Wenger is either practising for his swimming lessons or demanding more width from Arsenal as they continue to dominate possession.

I’d have thought Wenger’s probably a bit too long in the tooth to start taking swimming lessons.

NickyButt – Essien loves De Jong and Karl Henry inspiration…

Michael Essien loves snapping people, just like his mentors.

NickyButt – Chamakh doing his best Tom Daley / Samir Nasri impression there.

While the Arsenal forward can do a mean Tom Daley impression, the young champion diver could probably score a free header when it matters.

simmiie_MUFCx – Joe Cole has gone from playing with the Champions to the Championship.

Harsh, but as the table currently stands he could be right.

For the second week running I have to wonder just what kind of bizarre life Jacqui Oatley leads. My favourite this week is from simmiie_MUFC, nothing like kicking a club when they’re down eh?

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