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WAGb*tch!

All the news that’s fit to print and then there’s WAGb*tch!

Danielle Lineker has been a busy little Wag. First she was trapped abroad with hubby Gal due to that whole volcanic ash shaped problem. By the look her she was trapped in a sunbed. Undaunted by her mahogany veneer, GMTV are considering have her do their coverage of the impending World Cup. That’ll be worth waiting for.

Alex Curran has been driven to drink. Well, actually she drove herself to her local Bargain Booze, truth be told. In an Aston Martin. Certainly a much nicer way to spend the day than reading nasty rumours on football forums.

Cyndi Lauper’s 80s classic ‘Girls Just Want To Have Fun’ is set for a revisit. Danielle Lloyd, Nicola T along with Kym Marsh, Caroline Quentin and Lucie Jones and ’20 other female celebrities’ have re-recorded and released the for the cancer charity, Race for Life. Race for earplugs.

WAG Abigail Clancey apparently snapped at the phrase WAG recently saying, ‘“I have a career. That term does my head in.” If anyone can let us know what her career is there will be a small prize. Maybe she meant carer.

In the world of lady pants and lacy bras, Mrs ‘Blistering Bob’ Keane herself, Claudine Keane, is the new face and assorted lady bits of Ultimo. At least she’s not just some dumb clothes horse. That’s the main thing.

And finally, Joe Cole and wife Carly were spotted taking their baby for a spin round the park. They eventually settled on the name Ruby. Good job they didn’t have a pizza that night, eh?

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