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WAGb*tch

Another extraordinary week in the lives of the rich and brainless.

The big story is of course that of Vanessa Perroncel. After who can tot up how many weeks of speculation, allegation and who knows what, she’s broken her silence and told the nation she didn’t do the deed with John Terry’. If nothing else comes out of this, there will be a few people getting Summonsed in the forthcoming weeks.

Jack Rodwell’s missus is apparently uncomfortable with her WAG title. So she’s entering Beauty Competitions. That’ll put ’em of the sent girl. Melissa Reeves is no longer Jack’s WAG and wishes to be known as Miss Teen World International UK.

Gary Lineker’s son George got dumped by girlfriend Sophie Reade. WAGb*tch reckons we may well see more of Ms Reade in future footie shaped frolics.

Danielle Lloyd is writing a book so she told her Twitter followers. ‘I have just signed a big book deal! Woo hoo! Time 4 all the secrets 2 be revealed! There might be some very nervous people when it come out!’


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