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WAGB*tch! [Puffing On Cigarettes & Blotto On Champers Edition]

When you’ve got friends and neighbours you’re the richest girl in town!

Abbey Clancy the woman possibly still engaged to Tottenham Hotspur’s Peter Crouch has been in thoughts of many people recently.

It must be the wake up calls of wake up calls when Katona Kerry, on of the world’s most stupid human beings to have ever walked the planet chips in with her two pennies worth to bring aid and comfort into your life.

‘If you’re with prostitute, you know your intentions, It’s shocking. Can you imagine the humiliation? I know how she’s feeling because I’ve lived it.’

Danielle Lloyd has also been proffering some sound advice.

‘I feel so sorry for her – getting cheated on is bad enough, but it’s even worse if your man pays a prostitute for sex.’

‘If I was in Abbey’s situation, I’d dump him. In fact, I’d probably chop his balls off, then dump him!’

‘Abbey could do much better,’ she tells Reveal magazine. ‘She’s a gorgeous girl and her career’s going really well, so she doesn’t need Peter financially, and they have no kids to complicate things.’

Yes Danielle, needing someone financially is a consideration when weighing up a partner’s infidelity with a brass.

The News Of The World hasn’t helped of course. Heh heh heh.
They branded Peter a serial lecher who, ‘frequently goes out at night and gropes a ‘procession of beautiful girls’.

‘A man who has kissed two attractive blondes on the lips in a busy nightclub’, ‘nuzzled up to a string of women, pawing their thighs and bottoms’. Not to mention, ‘guzzled champagne and puffed cigarettes until he was blotto’.

Oh Peter!

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