Peter Crouch was the man who famously quipped that had he not become a professional footballer he would have been a virgin. So Abby, what first attracted you to the multimillionaire centre forward? Here’s a snap of them on holiday in Dubai.
“They have worked through it,” said a source close to the couple,“You do wonder how Peter’s managed to pull it off – but Abbey has decided to give him one more chance.” Please, I do the cheap jokes.
Speaking of cheap, I do hope Peter’s managed to get those party shorts of his laundered since he was last spotted in them trying to light a cigarette with a bimbo…
And here’s old Wazz doing what he does best these days. Of course it isn’t a shot of him scoring, ho ho naffin’ ho. Word is that Coleen is seeing somebody while Wayne’s away. Not a gigolo, rather a relationship counsellor. Good luck kids.Like what the TT have on offer? Sign up for more notifications!