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title: "Top 10 Joe Jordan Facts"
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published: "2011-02-16T11:26:04Z"
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# Top 10 Joe Jordan Facts

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Last night an Italian midget in a football stadium containing tens of thousands of people chose to start a row with six foot plus Scottish hard man. Graham Souness commentating said, ***‘Gattuso is a little dog and well past his best. I wish he had 5 minutes with Joe Jordan in a room on his own.’***

Gattuso will miss the return leg at The Lane. Perhaps he might use this enforced break to research the man who might well have killed him had a brief, but proper fight broken out.

Here’s our top ten Jordan facts to assist Rino in his task.

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![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/519-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan bit the Apple logo.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/44-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan leaves his message before the beep.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/51-150x150.png)Joe Jordan doesn’t need a GPS he decides where he is.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/104-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan went into Burger King ordered a Big Mac and was served.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/11-150x150.png)Joe Jordan does push ups by pushing the world down.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/126-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan can slam a revolving door shut.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/145-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordans’ chief export is …pain.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/154-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan doesn’t read books. He stares them down until they give him the information he wants.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/161-150x150.jpg)Joe Jordan once caught the flu and released it immediately out of pity.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/173-150x150.jpg) Joe Jordan doesn’t sleep. He waits.

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