JT:Alright. Who’s this?
RF: It’s Rio….
FR:Rio Ferdinand…you know….the bloke who used to be the England captain.
JT:Alright. You Anton’s brother?
RF:Yeah…listen, I’m just ringing to tell you, no hard feelings bruv…
JT:No worries son. About what?
RF:About me not being the England captain anymore.
JT:What are you talkin’ about mate?
RF:Well, you know how you used to be the England captain…
RF:And then, you know we all went to Africa yeah?
RF:And you wasn’t the captain no more, yeah?
JT:Yeah….so was you captain, yeah?
RF:Yeah, I was.
JT:Wicked. I thought that Scouse geezer was. You know, the one who who looks like Shrek.
JT:Is that his name…I thought it was that Jamie…
RF:Whatever bruv, listen…I was the England captain while you wasn’t, and now I’m not the England captain again…
JT:What you ringing me for then? I ain’t even met your missus. Her name ain’t Sheila is it?
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