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Ferdinand’s Call to Terry The Full Conversation

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RF:No you haven’t bruv…

JT:I’m convinced I haven’t mate.

RF:No you haven’t, but this other thing was was all over Twitter.

JT: What’s Twitter?

RF: Twitter man, it’s like Facebook, only you don’t have any photos and you can’t say very much…

JT: Can’t you like just chuck ’em a pony and say more?

RF:No bruv, it’s supposed to help you connect with the wider world and express yourself on a minute by minute basis.

JT:Alright. So I wasn’t the England captain on Twitter then?

RF: No, I was!

JT:I thought I was the England captain? Do England play in blue?

RF:No bruv…

JT:Do they have loads of foreigners playing for them?

RF:No bruv….

JT:Well who am I thinking of?

RF:Chelsea bruv…

JT:Leave it out geeze.

RF:No bruv, you play for Chelsea right? You’re their captain innit…

JT:Yeah I know, I ain’t fik.

Dial tone as Rio hangs up……

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