RF:No you haven’t bruv…
JT:I’m convinced I haven’t mate.
RF:No you haven’t, but this other thing was was all over Twitter.
JT: What’s Twitter?
RF: Twitter man, it’s like Facebook, only you don’t have any photos and you can’t say very much…
JT: Can’t you like just chuck ’em a pony and say more?
RF:No bruv, it’s supposed to help you connect with the wider world and express yourself on a minute by minute basis.
JT:Alright. So I wasn’t the England captain on Twitter then?
RF: No, I was!
JT:I thought I was the England captain? Do England play in blue?
JT:Do they have loads of foreigners playing for them?
JT:Well who am I thinking of?
JT:Leave it out geeze.
RF:No bruv, you play for Chelsea right? You’re their captain innit…
JT:Yeah I know, I ain’t fik.
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