Mercoledì 16 Dicembre – Wednesday 16th December
You know what time of year it is now? It is the time for a Christmas celebrations! I love this time of year, it mean when I go for the shops, there are many beautiful ladies doing the shopping as well, I give them a winking face. My team mate, Andrea Dossena say I have the winning smile, but I know he is just bored because the gaffer not likes his skills.
I have been very frustrated once more as I wanted to play in the match versus the Arsenal; I do not know why I not play all the game? My legs is good and I have been winning the skills in training session, so why will Signor Benitez not give me time to show Liverpool how fantastic at the football I am. Maybe he will make a change in the next year so I can win the FA Cup.
It has been a funny week, we were having our Christmas party it was fun to get to know everyone so well, I met people and their WAG’s, it is a silly name but some were very beautiful, I think I could… you know with all of them.
We sang some karaoke, I sang Elvis, I love his song ‘the wonder of you’, and it reminds me of me. Steven Gerrard wanted to sing ‘in the air tonight’ by Mr Philip Collins but the karaoke master did not like this and Stevie, he went crazy mad, but Jamie he say don’t do it again, you silly boy – Andrea translated for me, I will miss him when he is gone.
I am very worried at why my team do not talk to me; maybe it is because they are scared I steal all their ladyfriends? Maybe the gaffer knows this too. I must go to rest now, I have to sit on bench again at weekend, it makes my underside ache. I will see you all soon.
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