So here it is, before your naked steaming eyes.
Oscar’s been on a journey. Highs and lows at every turn of his air conditioned airplane, coach. Empty booze bottles and full ashtrays galore. His only friend is room service In fact, it could be a really middle class version of X Factor.
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