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title: "WAGtales – Wazza Copping A Feel, Crouchy Needing A Meal Edition"
canonical: "https://www.footballtransfertavern.com/wagtales-wazza-copping-a-feel-crouchy-needing-a-meal-edition/"
type: "post"
language: "en-GB"
author: "Escapini"
section: "Manchester United Football Club"
published: "2010-10-12T08:29:46Z"
modified: "2010-10-12T08:30:23Z"
---

# WAGtales – Wazza Copping A Feel, Crouchy Needing A Meal Edition

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Picture-113.png)

Peter Crouch was the man who famously quipped that had he not become a professional footballer he would have been a virgin. So Abby, what first attracted you to the multimillionaire centre forward? Here’s a snap of them on holiday in Dubai.

*“They have worked through it,”* said a source close to the couple,*“You do wonder how Peter’s managed to pull it off – but Abbey has decided to give him one more chance.”* Please, I do the cheap jokes.

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Picture-114.png)

Speaking of cheap, I do hope Peter’s managed to get those party shorts of his laundered since he was last spotted in them trying to light a cigarette with a bimbo…

![](https://cdn.footballtransfertavern.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Picture-110.png)

And here’s old Wazz doing what he does best these days. Of course it isn’t a shot of him scoring, ho ho naffin’ ho. Word is that Coleen is seeing somebody while Wayne’s away. Not a gigolo, rather a relationship counsellor. Good luck kids.