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Escapini
By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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A ‘Transcript’ Of That Arry & Bond Phone Call…

A phone call takes place some where in the South West of England….Courtesy of @JellySmiff

Arry: Bondy! we’re back son! wax the car & WD40 the windows!!
Bond: Where we going Boss?……Bournemouth?
Arry: Naff off Bournemuff you!! I was only there rinsing some of the Swedish money! Fakin QPR!
Bond: Where’s that Boss…the sat nav cant find QPR?
Arry: Fakin Sheppards Bush you plum!…we’ll do well there…triffic market!
Bond: What about Joe Boss?
Arry: Dont know Bondy….he’s a bit too honest for my liking….takes the football too serious
Bond: Yeah he told me to Away an Boil yer heed once….was that mean Arry?
Arry: I’m finking of getting the boy Merson involved….fick as ! …good scapegoat for when fings go wrong…
Bond: What about players boss will the chairman give you any money to spend?
Arry: Fakin right Bondy!…geezers minted!…
Bond: So will you be getting Defoe & Crouch again?
Arry: Deffo gonna try for the little fella….dunno bout Crouchy though…already gotta big daft useless lump up top wiv Zomara
Bond: Has Willy got any players Boss?
Arry: Yeah says he’s gotta few Africans…brick khazis he reckons…luvly jubly!!!
Cause if you want the best ‘uns
And you don’t ask questions
Then brother I’m your man!
Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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