This is funny. If you don’t find it funny then it’s because you have allowed rivalry to overtake your sense of humour. Having been found guilty of racially abusing Patrice Evra, the Liverpool striker appears to have taken up rapping to prove he is innocent.
Oh, based upon the ‘quality’ of comments on YouTube – we’re disabling comments.
*lights touch paper and hides behind sofa*
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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