Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Aug 2011, 20:32

Chelsea Football Club

Chelsea vs Norwich: Highlights

Chelsea won the day but it didn’t come easy.

Grant Holt is clearly talented but if he isn’t a dirty player he’ll do until one gets here. Bosingwa scored for the first time in three years. Holt’s reply was a piece of opportunism gifted by a highly forgettable Marx Brothers moment courtesy of the Chelsea back line.

Didier Drogba was knocked out cold and as he was on his way to hospital, Frank Lampard spanked home with some venom the penalty. Torres came off and his reign of shame continues. His brand new team mate Juan Mata scored his first Premiership goal in the death of added time.

Norwich were out of their depth but Chelsea have yet to truly find their bowling length this season.