Big Sam might like him but do you: Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester united, Manchester city, Everton, Tottenham, Blackburn, Bolton Fans what is your verdict?
Before I get started on ‘Mr. Hack Up A Greenie And Spit It At A Fan’, I would like to introduce the wonderfully accurate ‘Lee Bowyer Smackablomator’, which will be used from now on in this series to grade a player’s smackability out of five. The mere presence of one Lee Bowyer is bad enough, but to score five a player really has to earn it. He must have severe all-round twatability, and the sort of face you pray to God your children don’t end up posessing.
Ok, so on to one of the Premier League’s most highly decorated pieces of sh!t – El Hadji Diouf. Patrick Hennessey emailed in to nominate Diouf, and here’s why:
‘El-Hadji gets my goat – and my vote. When he’s not gobbing at the opposition, the overrated/underperforming bench warmer is kicking off with his own team mates. His surname sounds similar to the noise made when my fist connects to his temple – Diouf.’
I’m sure that the above assesment strikes a chord with most of you. The truth of it all is that Diouf got a bit too big for his boots when he sealed his move to Liverpool, and his arrogance skyrocketed. Soon he was diving, kicking people, and spitting at players and fans alike. You would have thought that leaving Liverpool to spend four years as a hate-figure at Bolton would have damaged his pride a bit, and bought him down to earth.
You would’ve thought wrong. He’s still an utter prick and, if that’s bad enough, imagine being Mrs Diouf. She has to wake up next to this snarling, saliva-propelling mess every morning. Bullet dodged ladies, bullet dodged.
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This is a player I hate. He is not good in ALL ramifications of life. i dont think any reasonable coach will have something to do with him.
Robin Van Persie nedds a pint pot in his face the prick!
Gaz you need a the back end of a hammer into your skull you tw@t!
“Dioufy is a Wanderer!” we sang at 2 recent Bolton games he attended. On a recent Bolton poll 78% of Bolton fans would love him to come back.
The Pope and Diouf are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leans towards Diouf and says, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your supporters, but go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!”
Diouf replied, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me.”
So the Pope slapped him.
I’m a rovers fan and just like any player when he behaves himself plays well tries hard and scores your happy he is in your team, but when you hear about him being a racist fighting with team members and causing problems you soon realise he aint worth the brief moments he gives you. There are far fewer moments of greatness than stupidity with this guy.
diouf is a reebok legend and far to good for the blackburn way i.e cheat or buy the league not so much of the latter but it still happened. he was skillful. in your face and scored goals and helped us into europe. hes one of my favorite all time players devastated when he left but thats wt megson does to your club