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Escapini
By Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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Premier League

Fulham vs Newcastle United: Official Player Performance Index

Fulham were unable to take advantage of having an extra man for much of the game against Blackburn as they suffered a 3-1 defeat in their last league game

Damien Duff scored the consolation goal for Fulham in that game and also covered the most ground for Fulham with 6.03 miles

That was Duff’s first Barclays Premier League goal of the season, despite having had 14 efforts at goal

Duff has also delivered 39 crosses this season, yet has contributed just one assist

Newcastle secured a battling win over QPR in their last league game

Jonas Gutierrez covered the most ground for Newcastle in that game with 6.37 miles

Gutierrez’s attacking wing play has also contributed 29 dribbles and 37 crosses completed this season, along with 27 shots at goal

Leon Best scored the winner in a game that saw QPR pick up four yellow cards

Best has four Barclays Premier League goals to his name this season from 19 efforts with 58% on target. He has also contributed three assists.

Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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