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Llambias Can’t Stop Laughing At Liverpool: Carroll Worth ‘Naff All’

The Daily Mirror is running with a pretty sensational piece on Newcastle United.

Despite the contempt most Toon fans must feel towards Andy Carroll the outburst by Llambias lacks class. For every fan who chooses to join in with the sniggering at Liverpool’s expense, it is worth considering if this isn’t in fact the cheap market trader attitude of Mike Ashley at work here? Let’s hope Newcastle are enjoying the money. I can’t see many Premiership clubs queuing around the block to do business with them after this.

Derek Llambias said of the Carroll deal:

“He’s worth naff all!It is about control. We had the control. We knew the Torres deal was there. We drew that deal, perhaps the ultimate. So £30m? naff off! Don’t waste my time and I slammed the phone down.

£35m? Everybody including Pardew [manager Alan Pardew] all agreed. But the £35m they wanted to pay over four years. It was rubbish.

Mike (Ashley) said — and he is a brave boy Mike I promise you — get all the £35m up front. We got it all up front and then they never paid us on time and we charged them 12 grand naffing interest.”

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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