Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 22 Aug 2011, 15:29Updated 22 Aug 2011, 15:35

Chelsea Football Club

Modric To Chelsea Will Be Announced This Week

We brought you James Milner to City, we brought you Juan Mata to Chelsea and for our third in a row it’s Modric.

Word from sources deep inside the Bridge and the Lane are both saying..

Luca Modric; baring an act of God such as THFC signing Samuel Eto’o and Carlos Tevez will soon be a Chelsea player. The fee to Tottenham fans is largely immaterial at this stage I guess but said to be a little over £30M, possibly with a player in exchange, but trust me it won’t be Drogba, Sturridge or anyone good.

Oh well…