This is a public service announcement on behalf of a new organization set up with the singular aim of restoring the career of one man.
Dolce & Gabanna wearing, Mercedes driving, post op? super model *aheming*, Alice band sporting Dimitar Berbatov may look like a man who has it all, but it’s all a tearful charade.
All we ask is that you spare just two minutes and thirty eight seconds of your valuable time and watch our appeal.
Thank you.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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