Word from our man trying to get egg out his tie in the gents wash and brush up at Turnham Green is that a certain Tottenham Hotspur midfield maestro has of late been receiving tapes through the post.
Nothing obscene, more’s the pity, but from Linguaphone.
Jose Mourinho is said to still be a fan whilst the player has become increasingly aware that the White Hart Lane faithfull have just about had enough.
Infuriating lateral passes, falling over and practising the dark art of making himself invisible have all added up to heartfelt groans when his name is being announced in starting line ups.
Jermaine Jenas is 26.
