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Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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Tottenham Player Named As Father

Tottenham Hotspur favourite Jamie O’Hara has this lunchtime been sensationally named as the father of Danielle Lloyd’s impending child.

Celebrity Big Brother star Ms Lloyd confirmed rumours today that she was four months gone, definitley up the Damien, with child and is due to pop her mothercare punter to be sometime in July.

Danielle was said to have been diagnosed with  Polycystic Ovary Syndrome which can drastically reduce chances of conception. Which may answer the What Jamie’s last tattoo translated to in English question? No Muff Too Tough now seems a front runner.

Tottenham’s Crew Cut Kid O’Hara has been a hit at the otherwise disaster struck Portsmouth. Between his abilities on the pitch (if you overlook his penalty skills) and his willingness to act as a money lender to team mates the Tottenham loanee has been an undoubted success.

Our best wishes to Jamie, Danielle and the father.

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Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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