Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 26 Sept 2011, 15:57

Chelsea Football Club

What Was Didier Saying?

Lost in translation.

Here’s a still from an interview that Didier Drogba and Ivory Coast team mate Steve Gohouri will look back at and seriously ask themselves why they agreed to do it.

The foxy interviewer stumbled over her words and referred to Gohouri as Didier’s ‘boyfriend’ as the two men stood in front of a rolling camera wearing Lederhosen. You couldn’t make it up.

So give us another laugh and tell us what else might have been said? Best comment wins tour Funniest Person On The Planet For A Day Award™.