Arsenal have been sufferering badly when it comes to scoring convicingly this season, but this is not a complaint you’re likely to hear from their wannabe regular center forward, Nicholas Bendtner.
The thirty four year old fox has been dating the Danish Arsenal man ever since her divorce from banker Rory Fleming. From whom she trousered cool £400 million settlement.
Bendtner changed his shirt number to 52. Which is precisely how old Caroline will be when he’s 39.
Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."
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