Eddies Football Blog

Joey Barton gets the fist of fury this week, with video evidence suggesting that there really isn’t anyone more deserving of a good old cheek-slapping. Can you think of anyone worse than this particle of pond-life?

Premier League predicitions aren’t that hard to write. Ask Mark Lawrenson. With that in mind, here are some formulaic predictions, along with some unique pre-game previews. What are your predictions?

Tottenham, Chelsea, Manchester United, Aston Villa and, in fact, all Premier League fans! Who are you supporting when you watch England play a meaningless game? Are you behind the team, or do you just follow your club’s players?

Materazzi: Head-butts welcome: So far we have had, Chelsea’s Drogbar, Arsenal’s Arshaving (although it seems most people like

Calling all Portsmouth and Chelsea fans! Baros Silas Greenback is back working in the Premier League. Having failed in his attempt to catch an eye-patched mouse, and take over the world, the big question is this Pompey fans… can he save you?!