Jonathan Ellis

Having recently conducted a spring-clean, Chelsea will be looking to strengthen for another multi-faceted trophy assault. Inevitably many

Making only their second appearance at a World Cup, ‘The Elephants’ have largely been pin-pointed as Africa’s strongest

A host of Premier League clubs – including Man United, Man City, Liverpool and Chelsea – have reportedly been

USA have been fairly reverential in exalting England’s attributes and players, which is all very nice, thank-you-very-much, but

Now you can imagine my surprise when, earlier today, I stumbled upon an article on a largely respected

Remember that blonde bombshell that used to strut around the Old Trafford catwalk. That lad who suffered such

Looking forward to the World Cup? Well I am. In this tedious trap we call life, grinding you

First we had endless weeping over Tiny Theo. And now it’s the turn of those little French tinkers.

Ah, Marcos Alonso hey? …you know, that Marcosio Alonsio guy, Marky Al, the Magnificent M, the big A,

So Martin Petrov, Benjani and Sylvinho have all, probably reasonably, been released as Man City re-structure and usher

Yaya Touré; the ‘guvnor’, The Don, the big cheese, the big brutish cheddar guarding the Barca midfield… you

Moan, moan, whine, whine, that’s all you get from those goalkeeper folk. Now their whinging on about the