Jonathan Ellis

First they drag us along on a diplomatic dog collar and now they highlight our crown jewels as

Talented, technically gifted and out of favour in Turin; will Diego be at Chelsea, Man United or Arsenal

Oh Avram, dear dear Avram; ‘once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more’. Ah, f**k Shakespeare, Grant’s

He’s been linked with a move to Stoke and Birmingham City, whist Newcastle have firmly signalled their desire

A cosy, beautifully re-furbished flat, in a colourful part of town. A.K.A: quite probably a dingy, damp squat,

A recent story doing the rounds is that Chris Kirkland is set for Sunderland, or at least Steve

National team managers, eh, they have it tough don’t they? Who’d want to be one, huh? (Actually, no

Whilst England struggle for strength in depth at right-back, those little swats Brazil boast two of the best

Sub left-back; the most prestigious and romantic role in the whole wide world, you’ll agree. So, having previously

A severance package thought to be around £3million up-front has been offered, and Benitez finally looks set for the Anfield

Following a fine domestic season at Everton, establishing an influential left-sided partnership with Pienaar, and having featured in

So, Walcott ended up missing out on a World Cup place. Personally I didn’t think he should go,