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Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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Arsenal Football Club

Bendtner’s Pizza Heist & Car Smashing Arrest In Full

You couldn’t make it up. Most footballers go off the rails in relatively conventional ways. But no chasing loose women and abusing alcohol for our boy Bendtner. 

No, this clown has been battling demons by poncing pizza and getting arrested on suspicion of keying/or similar a car.

‘PizzaGate’ occured in Copenhagen and was caught on film HERE when our hero ordered food and then told staff, ‘Don’t you know who I am?!’ as his card was declined. The flop striker managed to get two female customers to cover his bill and spare his blushes.

The criminal damage occurred in a Newcastle side street. Bendtner and his team mate Cattermole were arrested and quizzed by cops in relation to damage sustained by at least three vehicles.

“Police can confirm that on Thursday, December 15, two men aged 23 were arrested on suspicion of criminal damage.

“If follows an investigation in to damage caused to cars on Stowell Street in Newcastle city centre, which happened at about 10pm on Tuesday, December 6.”

Escapini

Escapini

Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

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