Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 26 Sept 2010, 09:54

Liverpool Football Club

Is Jeff Stelling For Real? [Poll]

I’d be interested to see what old cuddly wuddly Jeffrey Stelling might make of Hartlepool FC being taken over by a gang of parasitic absentee landlords.

But then this is a bit like being interested in knowing what Scooby Doo might make of running NATO.

Upon seeing the efforts of campaigners yesterday, old Jeff gave us this insight, “Maybe they should concentrate on what’s going on the football pitch.”

Wow.

Jeff did you fetch this killer thought all up by yourself or was that handed to you by your floor manager?

Sky Sports has many faults, but being a subscription based service and allowing a hired stooge to outline how he has failed to understand or entertain the thoughts of a fair whack of it’s subscribers is as dumb as it gets.

Your thoughts please…