Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 25 Nov 2011, 21:00

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Movemeber Madness Top 5 Terrible Terrifying ‘Taches

We are over half way through Movember and some footballers are beginning to regret their decision to not shave their upper lip for the whole month. Some players have struggled to really get it going and some really haven’t, but it is all for a great charity cause and so they should be commended for keeping it up. You never know they might like it and keep it past the end of the month.

Some of the facial hair seen over the past three weeks has been great to see but some has been painfully funny, but when you did deep into the history files, some of the moustaches from years ago put the modern day chin strap to shame and here is look at 5 of the worst moustaches of all time. Click on the image below to start the Mosoleum.