Well now, when it comes to football, one man has for many years been the most noticeable, the most controversial, and occasionally the most successful blogger this country has ever produced. His pithy words and abrasive style make him as famous off the pitch as he is on it. This man is Escapini. "I love football. Football she's a cruel mistress. She's, she's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She's a… she's a… she can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring a kettle to the boil." "Cause football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about, is football."

1 min readPublished 27 Oct 2010, 19:58

Manchester United Football Club

Rooney Says Sorry To Coleen With A Pair Of New Boobs

I have to confess that only yesterday, I was innocently gawping at a snap of Coleen relaxing in a swimming pool on her recent Citibreak with Wazza. It occurred to me then that she was in better nick than I could ever recall.

But these pictures from the Daily Mail pretty much conclusively prove that Mrs R has been under the knife.

Rather ironic that the pasty faced pillock had steak at home, but went out for a hamburger. Mind you, this is the same genius that is now attempting to spin us all the yarn that he had no intention of ever leaving Manchester United.

That’s right Wazza, dear. That’s right.