My landlord decided that Sunday nights are boring, so we tried something new out at the Football Transfer Tavern, today.

After Super Sunday finished my landlord and I put on a game for all the punters to get involved in. It was called ‘Complete the sentence’ and, as it was only a couple of quid to play, everyone in the tavern participated.

Points were awarded for the best/most humourous answers.

Here’s the sentences:

When celebrating Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge looks like…

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger’s coat could double-up as…

Tottenham Hotspur are the smallest club in London because…

Alan Pardew once head-butted a Tesco worker because…

There were many more questions and a lot of laughs had right up until the last question. Things turned sour after I asked: “Manchester United are struggling in the Premier League because…”

The answers – some of them which I cannot repeat -just show that some of our Red Devils punters forget it’s only a game…